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I'VE GOT THE PADDLES.

YOU'VE GOT THE CONTENT.

LET'S SHOCK SOME

NEW LIFE INTO YOUR

STAGNANT VIDEO CONTENT.

HEARD IT BEFORE

HEARD IT BEFORE

WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

You created this SA-WEET! educational video and put it out there into social media land. 
You post it on Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn and have a link for them to go watch it.
It did okay.
But...
That was it.
That was the full monty of your promotion strategy.
The "Publish & Pray" methodology.​
Since that didn't pan out like you planned - you can either:
  • Go create more videos 
  • OR come up with another way to promote the video(s) you already have
And after what you read on this website's homepage - the latter sounds like EXACTLY what you're looking for.​
But do you have time to do this? No! You got invoices to send out, interviews to do, and new products to produce!
So look down below at the services and see which one will work for what you need.
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YOUR SITUATION:

You have stacks of in-person & online interviews, videos from live speeches, and appearances you've done on podcasts - and you don't know what to do with it.

SOLUTION -

THE spit + shine:

Where I take (2) of the assets
you have and create 
(5-7) video

shorts for you to sprinkle across

social media land.

AVAILABILITY:

BOOKED UNTIL OCT. 1, 2021

THE CHOP SHOP

SPIT + SHINE FEE:

Starts at $797

YOUR SITUATION:

You've got a taste of our "Spit + Shine", posted it on social - and it worked. You saw an uptick in traffic and engagement and want it done to some other videos in your stacks.

SOLUTION -

the SNOWBALL EFFECT:

Where I take (5) of the assets
you have and create 
(15) video shorts for you to sprinkle across social media land.

AVAILABILITY:

BOOKED UNTIL OCT. 1, 2021

THE SNOWBALL

EFFECT FEE:

Starts at $1247

YOUR SITUATION:

You have a lot going on in your business. You don't have time for the hire/re-hire circus, and contracts, and waiting for my availability to open up.

SOLUTION -

STORM THE INTERNET:

I'll reserve 1-hour with you each week, where we can talk about upcoming projects & deliverables. My availability will remain open to you as I do a deep dive into ALL of your old, and new content, to create up to 30 video shorts for you, per month to invade
the internet.

AVAILABILITY:

(BOOKED UNTIL OCT. 1, 2021)
My retainers are open for 3 and 6 month blocks. The first month's retainer fee is due at the time of signing.

STORM THE

INTERNET FEE:

$3997/month for 3 and 6 month contracts.

STORM THE INTERNET

BOOK AN APPOINTMENT
You have to have purchased one of the two other services, before you eyeball this saucy, minx. After that - let's have a chat & some coffee to talk about the hopes & dreams you have for these micro shorts.

the spit + shine

MAKE TWO PAYMENTS - $398
A 50% deposit will be required to secure your spot. The other half is due on receipt of your assets
OR
PAY IN FULL - $797

the snowball effect

MAKE TWO PAYMENTS - $624
A 50% deposit will be required to secure your spot. The other half is due on receipt of your assets
OR
PAY IN FULL - $1247

"IT'S NOT THE BEST CONTENT THAT WINS. IT'S THE BEST PROMOTED CONTENT THAT WINS". -ANDY CRESTODINA

CONSIDER
'THE CHOP SHOP'

TO BE YOUR NEW PROMOTIONS STRATEGY WEAPON.

YOU GET LOVE TOO, PODCASTERS
Have those audio clips, interview "golden goose egg" moments, listener calls, and other shareable highlights transformed into teasers that will lead people to the full podcast episode.
CAPTIONS, & PROGRESS BARS, & WAVEFORM ANIMATION - OH SNAP!
Each piece will be stylized to slow your audience's
"high speed scrolling" tendencies. Adding captions, that's a given. A progress bar, never hurts. Waveform animation, a little action to keep their attention to the end. 
CREATE POSTS FOR ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM
Whether you want to play in YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Instagram Stories, LinkedIn, or Snapchat - it'll be resized to fit the platforms needs.